CC 116: I Am Iraq!

Author: kaufman

Date: April 24, 2002

by kaufman
4-24-02
The Grenada campaign was sheer brilliance. We should do something like that.
I'll assemble our top military men, Mr. President, and ask each of them to pick some small island to attack.
My paratroopers will invade Long Island.
My undercover team will take care of the Falkland Islands.
I've got dibs on Gilligan's Island.
GENERAL LARENEG ATTACK ISLETS OF LANGERHANS ... SNEAK UP UPON THEM FROM BEHIND!!!