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Ladies and gentlemen: The President of the United States
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| This cowboy getup is a lie. I'm more of a preppie city slicker cowboy wannabe ... | |
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| This may be more honest, but the double-yew joke only goes so far. No, I need something new that will reflect the deeper, real me. | |
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| Ta da! What do you all think? | |
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| Great! So in 2000 we traded a dick in the mouth for a hand up the ass. | |
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