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| Cosmopolitan? We border on TWO magnificent Canadian provinces. Your state doesn't even touch Prince Freaking Edward Island! | |
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| What does North Dakota have but ice fishing and missile silos? We have the Badlands, Mount Rushmore, Crazy Horse, ... | |
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| ... , Wall Drug, the Corn Palace -- you reek of tackiness. Our capital is named after a war hero. South Dakota's? After some wimpy French guy. | |
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| Hey, be fair. I think it was named after the discoverer's poodle. | |
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| Oh, and another thing. Did you know that for two decades, there's been tons of evidence on the Internet that North Dakota doesn't even exist? Go ahead, look it up! | |
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