For the Want of an Unladen Swallow

Author: kaufman

Date: May 3, 2002

by kaufman
5-03-02
Thank goodness you came by to "drink some Scotch". I hadn't gotten any in ages!
You've got to be kidding? I know for a fact that lara7, fuzzyman, kaufman, maybe even wirthling would gladly take care of your needs.
Well, sure, but I'd never let any of them get their lips near my "decanter". After all, they're PUNNERS.
So what? I'm sure kaufman wouldn't be so crude as to rattle off one of his stinkers just as your glass is foaming over ...
It's not that. Don't you know the pun is the lowest form of hummer?