A Shocking Revelation

Author: kaufman

Date: May 9, 2002

by kaufman
5-09-02
Tonight's top story: the deaths of the two Asian Girls. They seem to have fallen from 30,000 feet, but how they got there, nobody knows.
Cowboy physicist Albert Holstein surmises that they could have suffered from a "sudden change in background" but adds...
We told you not to sit too close to your tv.
..."Them comic backgrounds ain't gonna change by thems... ***ZZZZAAPPP!!***
AIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!