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| Tonight's top story: the deaths of the two Asian Girls. They seem to have fallen from 30,000 feet, but how they got there, nobody knows. | |
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| Cowboy physicist Albert Holstein surmises that they could have suffered from a "sudden change in background" but adds... | |
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We told you not to sit too close to your tv.
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| ..."Them comic backgrounds ain't gonna change by thems... ***ZZZZAAPPP!!*** | |
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