From each according to his knead.

Author: kaufman

Date: May 25, 2002

by kaufman
5-25-02
Oh damn, another blue screen of death. HEY JASON, could you come here and see if you can fix my computer?
Oh wow, you look really tense. Let me give you a bit of a rub here ... a crack here ... how's that?
Oooh yes! I'll give you 15,586,947,209 nanoseconds to stop that!
Thanks, Jason, my computer's now working better than it ever has. How can I possibly repay you? I'll do ANYTHING!
Anything? Welllll ... do you still have that half a PowerBar in your desk drawer?