Mostly Painless

Author: kaufman

Date: June 15, 2002

by kaufman
6-15-02
Hey there, I haven't seen you in here before. Mind if I buy you a drink?
If you think your asking will cause me to break out the confetti, you're in for a disappointment, but sure.
Bartender, get out of that interstice between the panels, and bring a toothpaste and tonic for the lady.
A toothpaste and tonic? Don't tell ...
... I'm afraid so. I was a pre-dental/music major in college.
What the fuck did you do that for? You wanted to get into MUZAK????