CC 126: Self-fulfilling Prophecy

Author: kaufman

Date: June 18, 2002

by kaufman
6-18-02
6 hours after the diagnosis ...
No protection? Ok, I can do you that way, but it will cost you an additional $800.
I don't care. Doctor says I've only got three days to live. Money means nothing to me.
70 hours after the diagnosis ...
And what can I do for you today?
Doctor, I've been puking my guts out and craving ice cream. What could be the matter?
A bit later ...
Hey, Doc, are you sure you got that diagnosis right? It's been over 71 hours, and I still feel fine.
Listen, Bongo. I need your help on a little pregnancy test ...