CC 128: The Cavities of Steel

Author: kaufman

Date: July 2, 2002

by kaufman
7-02-02
What if Tobor met Asimov?
RAAAR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!
I think not. A robot shall not harm a human being, nor through inaction cause a human to come to harm.
HMMMMMM...
RAAAR! TOBOR'S I/R SENSORS DETECT DANGEROUS E. COLI LINING YOUR ILIUM. TOBOR GIVE YOU THOROUGH CLEANING!
Gee, Thanks, Mr. Robot.