CC 130: No room for Cowboys

Author: kaufman

Date: July 9, 2002

by kaufman
7-09-02
WELCOME TO JAPAN. I AM THE NEW SONY GREETER ROBOT MARK 3. HERE IS YOUR HONORABLE TOUR GUIDE, MISS KOBYASHI MARU.
Hello, and welcome. I hope you all enjoyed your flights. Do any of you have questions right now?
Yes, is it always this hazy out? I can't even see my feet.
The haze you speak of is a phenomenon I've been researching based on the atmospheric trapping of automotive emissions.
Tell me about it. This Smaug is killing me! Ha ha,
Hey, slow down people. I can't walk as fast as some of you.