Stairway to Heaven, Ladder to Hell

Author: kaufman

Date: July 9, 2002

by kaufman
7-09-02
Are there problems, my lord?
No, just inconveniences. I hate it when I have to reach for things that are too high!
Why not bring a ladder down to Hell, my lord?
Splendid idea ... I've chosen one and placed a curse on all of it, so it can be brought down here. Now go fetch it!
Here is your ladder, my lord.
Thank you, but .. it is imperfect. Part of it is missing. I must have forgot to damn a rung!