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Hello, I am a bottle of Bloody Mary mix. If you have some time, I'd like to tell you about the worst day of my life. It began on a transcontinental flight...
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| This is your captain speaking. We have reached cruising altitude. In a few moments, the flight attendants will begin beverage service. | |
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Suddenly, heavy turbulence began rocking me...
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... and then some invisible bozo drank me. Surprisingly, I was no longer visible either.
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