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"A few months ago, at a secret meeting in Washington ..."
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| Mr. President, you are of course intimately aware of how the energy industry monopolistically sells its products to consumers at huge prices ... | |
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| Oil, electricity, natural gas, etc., with to date one exception. We think this ought to be corrected, so that we'll see the same profits on light energy. | |
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Was that a helicopter I heard in the distance?
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| You probably got the light brigade's bill in the mail, thought it was a joke, and ignored the charge. Thus, they began turning off your photons. | |
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My run of bad lux was not over.
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| If you can ... Oh my god, I'm beginning to glow. They got me! Run for it! Run! | |
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