Kaufman never spontaneously combusts without a reason.

Author: kaufman

Date: July 17, 2002

by kaufman
7-17-02
Really, there's always a reason. Here I catch fire spontaneously for comic surprise.
This is to get rid of the trees that fell in my yard. Burn, baby, burn.
Here I'm warming up for a comic in which I make 15 fire puns. Did you find them all?
Oops. Wirthling just torched my house again.
Tell me the truth. Do you like this look? It goes so well with my hair, wouldn't you say?
Delousing the cat.