CC 134: Goldberg Variation (4)

Author: kaufman

Date: July 29, 2002

by kaufman
7-29-02
So he goes into bathroom (O) to empty himself. But within the gallons of urine (P) going down the drain ...
...is an undigested shark tooth (Q) that cuts through the plumbing (R) into an uncharted subterranean hydrogen gas chamber (S).
The hydrogen vents to the surface, causing all sorts of things (T) to spontaneously combust. Oh, the humanity!