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Thinking that the combustion of the Vice President (U) was caused by Osama bin Laden (V), the President (W) orders that all the earth's hydrogen be put onto a rocket (X) and sent into the sun (Y).
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Five billion years later, the sun becomes a red giant, swallowing up all the inner planets in the solar system, including Earth.
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But not now, I'm about to turn on the light, thereby preventing the sun from exhausting its hydrogen supply in five billion years and turning into a planet killer!
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| Oh shit, I didn't pay my electric bill, did I? | |
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