Necromancer's Bane

Author: kaufman

Date: July 30, 2002

by kaufman
7-30-02
Ok, I'm going to resurrect this dead chick and have sex with her.
Not that one. Find another chick.
Why not this one? You want her?
Are you kidding? Read her gravestone!
Here lies Emily Jorgenson, Jan 15 1861-Nov 24 1876, Loving and devoted yada yada yada ...
See? SHE'S UNDERAGE!