One Day in the Garden of Eden

Author: kaufman

Date: August 6, 2002

by kaufman
8-06-02
ENJOY YOURSELF, ADAM, BUT UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHALL YOU EAT THESE APPLES, LEST YOU FALL ILL AND DIE.
Yes, yes, I understand. No apples. No apples for me.
Thank you for your offer, but I can't eat any of those apples. The big guy forbade it.
Did he now? Oh well, I'll just go have a word with him.
What's the big deal? He can lose a few pounds this way.
Come off it, Atkins, he only weighs 135. I dare say it's far more unhealthy the way he thinks you're God!