CC 135: To Baldly Go

Author: kaufman

Date: August 7, 2002

by kaufman
8-07-02
Space, the final frontier...
"Don't fuck the green bitch." They gave me that warning in Academy, Starfleet included it in their orders, even Spock and McCoy told me not to.
Well, I'm the Captain. It's ... my shore leave. And ... I am going to ... fuck the green bitch. What could happen?
Captain, what happened to your hair?
Stow it, Uhura.