Ursine of the Apocalypse

Author: kaufman

Date: August 7, 2002

by kaufman
8-07-02
You've got to help me, Doc. My paws just won't stop aching!
Hmmm... how long have you had this condition?
Must be a few weeks now. Yeah, I first noticed it right after I found another new cave to sleep in.
A new one, huh? Just how many caves do you have now?
Let's see. One, two, three, ... I think, yeah, I have ten now.
Well, there's your problem! You're suffering from tendenitis.