Approaching Deadline: Penthouse Offices

Author: kaufman

Date: August 7, 2002

by kaufman
8-07-02
What's the status of this month's issue?
Pretty good, but we're a little light in the Forum section. Think you can whip off a letter? Maybe about a threesome?
How's this? Dear Penthouse, I was doing my clothes at the all-night laundromat. It was empty at 3 AM, and the place wasn't air conditioned ...
... so I'd stripped down, exposing my 38-D's. Suddenly, the door flew open, and in walked Mario Lemieux and Burgess Meredith. Immediately, ...
YOU AND YOUR GODDAMNED PENGUINS!