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| What's the status of this month's issue? | |
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| Pretty good, but we're a little light in the Forum section. Think you can whip off a letter? Maybe about a threesome? | |
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| How's this? Dear Penthouse, I was doing my clothes at the all-night laundromat. It was empty at 3 AM, and the place wasn't air conditioned ... | |
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| ... so I'd stripped down, exposing my 38-D's. Suddenly, the door flew open, and in walked Mario Lemieux and Burgess Meredith. Immediately, ... | |
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| YOU AND YOUR GODDAMNED PENGUINS! | |
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