And now the foreskin looks like Tweety.

Author: kaufman

Date: August 9, 2002

by kaufman
8-09-02
Happy birthday, sweetheart. I got you a very special present.
Ooh! Tell me about it.
Well, I know how much you hate the taste of semen, so I went to the urologist today and had surgery.
Now all Willy will shoot are small pieces of brick-shaped fruit-flavored candy. You can suck me off again!
YOU AND YOUR GODDAMNED PEZ GROIN!