CC 10001000BIJ0: AWOL, Y'all

Author: kaufman

Date: August 11, 2002

by kaufman
8-11-02
Norfolk, 1862
What in tarnation are you?
I am Robo-Hernandez, sir, a new invention designed to serve in the Confederate infantry.
You are, huh? Well, can you kill Yankees?
Can I? Why, ... Hey, what's that over there?
That? Oh, that's the Merrimac, our newest ironclad battleship.
Sorry, I've fallen in love. Gotta go. Honey, wait for me!