Robocon

Author: kaufman

Date: August 12, 2002

by kaufman
8-12-02
Montana State Penitentiary, 2202
What are you in for?
Violating the First Law. I allowed a human to come to harm.
You did? Where? What happened?
I was in Billings. I rear-ended a man.
Rectum???
No, thank goodness. He was driving a Volvo, and he had his seatbelt on.