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Author: kaufman

Date: August 12, 2002

by kaufman
8-12-02
My greatest invention yet! The Kaufmic-o-bot will be able to generate hundreds of high-quality comics every minute.
I have 504,342 puns on the word "coprophagy." Inputting all of them in the form of comics NOW.
I really want to win this contest. Thenkfully, the Roborite-5000 can generate millions of original and funny comics every day.
Today I comiced topics from "Aardvark" to "Acropolis." Tomorrow, I will get to "affinity" and beyond!
... incredible spike in volume due to automated communication programs has shut down the entire internet.
Oh, thank goodness.