Still Power-Crazy After All These Years

Author: kaufman

Date: August 13, 2002

by kaufman
8-13-02
This invading countries thing is getting too boring.
I've got an idea. I'll dress up as Paul Simon, you dress up as Art Garfunkel, and we'll see who gets the better countries.
Hello dictator, my old friend, I've come to take your land again.
Ok, I surrender!
I GOT IRAQ!
I GOT AN IRELAND!