Dylbert

Author: kaufman

Date: August 14, 2002

by kaufman
8-14-02
Well, I try my best to be just like I am, but everybody wants me to be just like them.
Dylbert, I want you to have that report on the report on the report on the agenda ready by 3:00.
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How does it feel to be on your own, with no direction home, a complete unknown, like a rolling stone?
I can't beleieve I've been laid off. Where will I steal my office supplies? I'll have to do nothing at home!
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Get sick, get well, hang around an inkwell, ring bell, hard to tell if anything is goin' to sell.
I made a fortune in day-trading, Dylbert. How was your day?
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