History Class

Author: kaufman

Date: August 14, 2002

by kaufman
8-14-02
Until 1917, President Wilson had kept the United States out of World War I, until ...
Mr. President! We just intercepted a telegram Germany sent to Mexico.
This could be important. What does it say?
"Now ninny dyes mustard manna falls lye implore turf a river pant? Announcer Nerf Endust N'awlins sandy mint!"
That's it! I want us to declare war on Germany.
And that's the story of the Zimmerman Telegram.
Gabe, I know you're a big Dylan fan, but it was a different Zimmerman. I have to give you a C-.