CC 137: Pollyglot

Author: kaufman

Date: August 15, 2002

by kaufman
8-15-02
Little known fact: Pirates had birds on their shoulders to translate what they were saying.
Arrrrrrrrrrrr, shiver me timbers!
He says his peg leg is killing him --- there must be a monster storm coming. Batten down the hatches.
Avast ye scurvy dogs, prepare to be boarded!
Your ass is so grass! I'd suggest you practice your plank-walking now.
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
I'm going back into my cabin to watch Rocky and two thirds of Miracle on 34th St. before passing out drunk.