Special Pirate Edition: Believe Me or Bite Me

Author: kaufman

Date: August 15, 2002

by kaufman
8-15-02
Captain Hooker used to put on a wig and turn tricks in Times Square.
Yo, ho! Ho!
In spite of his moniker, Blackbeard was a natural blond underneath.
Tee hee hee!
Later in life, Jean Laffiteforears sold his overgrown appendages for two dollars.
That's a buccaneer!