Bipolarity[58]

Author: kaufman

Date: August 15, 2002

by kaufman
8-15-02
That was Sonny and Cher, doing "I Got You Babe." It's 6:02 AM, and you know what today is? It's GROUNDHOG DAY!
Aaaaarrrrgggh!!!!!
In a rage, I threw open the door and stepped into the chilly dawn with murder on my mind ...
Why I'll go out there and strangle that overweight marmot ...
...and for the first time since I'd woken up ... I saw my shadow!