CC 139: Bed Sores

Author: kaufman

Date: August 26, 2002

by kaufman
8-26-02
I am here to warn you about the new fad of using beds in extreme sports. You wouldn't believe what some of my patients have been saying:
I was rafting down the Colorado on a waterbed when I hit some rocks and went under.
I got buried riding a four-poster down a Mont Blanc avalanche.
I was using a bunkbed as a glider when the thermal gave out.
Cot in a landslide ...