In Memory of Emily Lattella

Author: kaufman

Date: August 28, 2002

by kaufman
8-28-02
Hey, Tobor, why the long face?
TOBOR TOO ROUGH. TOBOR RIP RECTAL FLESH! PEOPLE CAN'T INSERT FAVORITE THINGS, DON'T LET TOBOR CORNHOLE ANY MORE.
Well, dry your eyes, big fella. I just read about a "Shameless Plug For Torn Anus." Once I pick one up, you can cornhole me all you want.
Uh, Spankling, that was a shameless plug for Tori Amos, not for Torn Anus.
Oh, well, that's different. Tobor, forget what I said, will you?