Collosal Freak

Author: kaufman

Date: September 3, 2002

by kaufman
9-03-02
My success with the "fairer" sex was legendary.
AGAIN I've been stood up by a girl who hadn't met, seen, or gotten to know me. What's that say about me?
Talk about negative batting averages; for a while, I had MORE rejections than "attempts".
Don't even think of it.
Huh? I wasn't!
Even though I'm now living happily ever after, deep scars remain.
All this and more, is it any wonder my humor has a dark streak?