But if you're going to make me write a future ...

Author: kaufman

Date: September 3, 2002

by kaufman
9-03-02
My intellectual creations better the state of humanity above and beyond a simple belly laugh.
Voila! I call it 2ServeMan.
I become a good enough bridge player that my wife can hire me out as a pro to little old ladies who want to run their hands through my hair.
And if you can help me win the event, that will be that much better.
Hey, no problema!
And I get to explore Interesting parts of this wonderful world. At a minimum.
Actually, HE'S the pet.