Bipolarity[62]

Author: kaufman

Date: September 5, 2002

by kaufman
9-05-02
My father's flying mucus triggered my own reaction, and I sneezed, uniformly coating Officer Surly's back.
I'm going to bring you in, and you'll be so sorr...
ACHOOO!
Instinct got the best of me. I ran.
Hey! Who's there?
... And the cop ran after me. My father wasn't brought in; instead he removed from that home some fine luxury items. I had changed history!