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I was feeling so bad. I asked my family doctor 'bout what I had. I said:
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| Doctor! Mr. M.D. Can you tell me whats ailing me? | |
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| First of all, although I'm a doctor, I am not an M.D. My degree is a Ph.D. in Pedantry. | |
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| Furthermore, to ail is an intransitive verb. Proper usage would be to ask "why I am ailing." Also, you must add an apostrophe to "what's," for you are shortening "what is." | |
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