Movies Rewritten for Breast Cancer Awareness Month

Author: kaufman

Date: October 4, 2002

by kaufman
10-04-02
Memento
I'm in a hotel room. A tattoo says I've lost my short-term mammaries, and another says I must find the man who checked my wife for lumps, and kill him.
Star Wars
Obi Wan, are you telling me the Death Star is just a giant space breast?
Yes, Luke, and it has one small spot of weakness. You must drop a radiation tratment precisely there in order to save the universe.
Blazing Saddles
Mammogram for Mongo.
Oooh, Mongo like titty squeeze.