Paging Doctor Shakespeare ...

Author: kaufman

Date: October 9, 2002

by kaufman
10-09-02
My son keeps barking like a dog and putting forth streams of obscenities in the middle of sentences. Any idea what might be causing it?
Tourette's or not Tourette's, that is the question.
Doctor, I keep breaking out in skin rashes whenever it's Monday. Do you think I'm allergic, or is it psychosomatic?
It is the mind that makes the body itch.
Doc, I busted my arm while trying to stay on an angry bull.
Rodeo, rodeo, wherefore art thou, O' rodeo?