The Burning Bush

Author: kaufman

Date: October 21, 2002

by kaufman
10-21-02
MOSES! MOSES! I NEED YOU TO DO SOMETHING FOR ME! COME TO ME, MOSES!
Is that you, God? What can I do?
The King of Babylon is an extremely evil man. Go out and smite him.
I'll do that, my Lord. Anything else?
Tell my daughters that if they set me afire again, they're grounded without liquor for a week.