From the Book of Puns

Author: kaufman

Date: October 23, 2002

by kaufman
10-23-02
My god! What have the Romans done to you? I have a hammer. Would you like me to get those nails out?
No, I'd like you to hammer all those nails into the lake over thare.
POUND...POUND...POUND...POUND....
Behold, people. I give you holey water!
Praise be!