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If you don't go to college, there are thousands upon thousands of jobs out there for which you'll be well qualified.
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Get a Bachelor's degree, and the number of available positions dwindles.
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| Hello, I'd like to interview for a position as a manager at McDonald's. | |
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But stay on for a graduate degree, and you'll get the big prize. A set of finely tuned talents so esoteric, nobody will have any interest in you whatsoever.
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