All comics by kazin

 

by kazin
4-13-01
A tale of two salad lovers...in HELL!
Smell of bacon bits am I? What are salads going to eat?!
No evil man, I am smell of bacon bits. Prepare to grind hedgehogs.
Who will win this battle of wits?
HAHAHAHA! Salad fork are mine! Never will you partake in holy garden feast!
Silly red bow-tie man! Why aren't you having british accented sellings of infomercial salads?
A diabolical transformation occurs!
FOOL! I AM NOT INFOMERCIAL MAN I AM ROBOT! HAHAHAHAHA! ROBOTS NO EAT SALAD! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE!
Robot?! I look smart! How not I have guessed you to be Robo-Salad-Muncher?!!!!

 

by kazin
4-14-01
A dog asks for directions:
Where is ocean? I AM SURFING ON THE COLOR BEACHBALL!
Wooooord.
What a hip kid!
Th-boom-boom-chick. Word up word up, my name is Drew, and I just made your wish come true! I'm a rappin' genie, dressed as a boy! I grant inane wishes while spreadin' joy! Booooyeeeee.
OH RAPSTER BOY YOU MAKE DOG HAPPY LIKE AUTOMATIC BONE FINDER
The genie pats himself on the back and goes back to watching stereotypical asian child pornography.
Oh hee hee hee! I make you very happy young lady!
I eat rice and wonton!

Showing page 1.