Diggity Dog and the Firecracker Kid

Author: kazin

Date: April 14, 2001

by kazin
4-14-01
A dog asks for directions:
Where is ocean? I AM SURFING ON THE COLOR BEACHBALL!
Wooooord.
What a hip kid!
Th-boom-boom-chick. Word up word up, my name is Drew, and I just made your wish come true! I'm a rappin' genie, dressed as a boy! I grant inane wishes while spreadin' joy! Booooyeeeee.
OH RAPSTER BOY YOU MAKE DOG HAPPY LIKE AUTOMATIC BONE FINDER
The genie pats himself on the back and goes back to watching stereotypical asian child pornography.
Oh hee hee hee! I make you very happy young lady!
I eat rice and wonton!