The Homosexual by kennechiwa6-22-05 dude your dick is hanging out oh, my bad... there i fixed it dude now your balls are hanging out oh man i just cant keep track of all this stuff fag
Religion by kennechiwa6-23-05 hey mister, whatchya doing? oh just hanging here freeing people from their sins thats cool yep
Chair by kennechiwa6-23-05 sup wtf, its a talking chair damn strait, oh look i just moved far out man yeah its tight i'll say
Incest by kennechiwa6-23-05 dude im facing the wrong way nice ass wtf? mom? oh shit, damn alzheimers when i can turn around im like going to run away when you turn around i'm gonna hump you like a llama
Curse by kennechiwa6-23-05 dude you just sat on the squirrel oops GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU SON OF A BITCH. i HOPE YOU DIE AND BURN IN HELL!!
Bob the Phone #1 by kennechiwa6-24-05 Hello, my name is Bob. As you can see I am a talking phone. this is my owner, Chester. you can just call him idiot. i cant seem to find my left sock
Bob the Phone #3 by kennechiwa6-24-05 I could use a good steak about now. ARE YOU THINKING AGAIN? oh no, he caught me. uh, no. oh... ok.... good.
Bob the Phone #4 by kennechiwa6-24-05 Hey i got to go. I'll talk to you later baby. It's kind of weird talking into yourself, you know?
Bob the Phone #5 by kennechiwa6-24-05 I'm going to the store... be good. any minute now. HA! COUGHT YOU RED HANDED!