there's a big piece of shit hanging out of your nose.

Author: kernelboi

Date: January 4, 2002

by kernelboi
1-04-02
I'm jewish
so? what's wrong with being jewish.
well, you fuck, I'm not kosher but I'm jewish. and I am socially obligated to say oy. sometimes. I like pork why can't I eat it wah! eat me! ruff. I can balance on this ball and you can't asswhipe.
dude you have stupid shorts.
dude you have a stupid diaper.
I was jewish once, you fuck, and look what happened to me. pass the bacon, mmm. *convulses and shakes*