Santas Little Helper

Author: killachris5

Date: September 13, 2002

by killachris5
9-13-02
One morning standing in the snow
good morning little elf....now what have you there?
this?...why, this is a present santa.
ive been doing this how long now?.......i know its a goddamn present. what the fuck is in it jerkface?
oh...sorry santa.....i mean its a pocket pussy for little jorge.
what? what good are you fucking elves. you know jorge is all fagg. he wanted the fuckable plastic mold of tom hanks ass.
ahh yes the new model with fagg lubricant included...sorry santa...guess that means im on "thin ice"..hahahahahahaa