All comics by kingcal

 

by kingcal
7-28-04
The search for Zombie's origin begins uner the Trampoline.
It sure is dark in here, how are we going to find anything?
In the good old fashioned RPG way.
Oh? And just how is that?
Easy, just walk around and press A a lot.
It's hasn't started off well.
Tomba, that was a horrible idea.
Milly, permission to kill Cal?

 

by kingcal
7-28-04
After a little experimentation, and the sight of Esh in a French maid's outfit, the group finds themselves on a battlefield.
This place could use some curtains...
Now isn't the time Cal!
You're just jealous of my decorative flair.
Ah-huh. Either way, we need to get out of here. Now.
We need to find the others...
We need to find some women.

 

by kingcal
8-03-04
A sad chapter in American history.
Jeb, I've been thinking about something.
Yes, Billy Bob?
What if slavery is wrong? I mean, what we're doing can't be right...
... But then how would our cotton get picked?
Touché.
What?

 

by kingcal
8-03-04
Alright, we seem to have gotten away from the Confederates.
We're safe for now, but we need to find the next Pedestal.
You know, I don't completely trust these Pedestals.
You're a coward, Cal. You should be braver.
Need... Medical help... Hurt... Badly... GAH!
Hey, I think I see the Pedestal! :: Pushes bladez back with foot ::

 

by kingcal
8-03-04
After resting and placing several items on the pedestal, the group find themselves on the rolling plains of the Great Plains.
Run away!
Huh? Stampede? What are you... Oh... crap...
Well, that was certainly convenient, first being dropped in front of a stampede...
And now we have to run from frontiermen.
Translation: Funny shit! Yeah, the blonde one runs like a girl.
Moo!
:: Snort and stamp ::

 

by kingcal
8-03-04
Okay, so we've got shelter... What about the angry mob?
Oh, don't worry, Daisy will take care of that.
Translation: Your bones will decorate my litter box.
Mrow.
Why, what a cute little kitty!
The group can only watch the horrific scene that follows.
One little cat against a whole group of men on horse?
I know, it's not fair to those men at all.

 

by kingcal
8-11-04
The group reacts to the grizzly scene outside.
You have a hat I can borrow?
What for?
Because I need to throw up.
Umm.... No.
Then how about your shoe?
Okay.

 

by kingcal
8-11-04
After escaping the frontiersmen and coming upon a deserted Native American village, the group finds themselves in a tropical forest.
Hey! Is that a sacred wall of skulls?
You know what we should do? Knock it over.
Oh piss.
Hey, is that an angry mob?
Translation: Not bad, but I could do without the ass licking.
So... How's being a cat working out for you?
Murr. :: Ftt ::

 

by kingcal
8-12-04
The group now finds themselves under attack from a native hunting group, attracted by Enzo's shotgun blast.
:: The sound of someone being knocked unconscious ::
Hah! I have smited thee with my Spanish <---> English Dictionary of Justice!
Hah! Let that be a lesson to all of you savages! ... Eep!
Translation: I'm so lonely.
:: Insert some exotic sounding gibberish ::

 

by kingcal
8-12-04
Now having successfully evaded the hunting party, the group rests on a beach before continuing.
Was it just me, or did those guys look kind of familiar?
I don't know. Lets ask Milly. She's good at stuff like remembering.
Milly, what do you think?
Oh. Sweet. Lord.
Not now esh esh, we've got work to do.
Damn. :: Puts down French Maid outfit ::

 

by kingcal
8-12-04
After examining several items at the last pedestal, the group is transported to the Savannah in Africa.
Oh yay... Africa... I should rethink my wardrobe.
Yeah, you should get camo like me. You can't see me, can you!?
Esh esh is bitten by a snake as bladez can be heard falling from above.
Hey guys, do you think there are snake-OW! Son of a bit- :: Faint ::
... Ow...
I guess I should work on my landings, huh Cal?

 

by kingcal
8-12-04
Esh esh is tended to, and Cal's back is roughly manhandled before moving on.
Um... Guys... What is that?
Mrow?
Translation: Is that blue thing food?
Oh, he's so cute! I shall name him Squishy and he will be my Squishy.
Mrow?
Continuing on with the newfound companion
I can tell that lion's going to be trouble.
Are lions white or red meat?

 

by kingcal
11-10-05
Hey baby, what's a girl like you doing in a place like this?
Keeping my legs closed.
Bye.
^_^

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