Straight Robot - Gay Bar by kinglou1-19-01 I couldn't help but notice you hanging out over here. Oh No! Not again! I though this was a straight robot bar. Did anyone ever tell you that you have a really nice interface? How am I gonna get out of this! Ewwww! I think you should know... my rust is acting up.
Gay Robot Learns the Truth by kinglou1-19-01 Tell me my robot son. Why have you come to me today. Jesus I'm troubled by my homo-robotic tendencies. Can I still get into heaven even though I'm a ro-butt-pirate?? No kind robot, you aren't going to Heaven or Hell. They are for things with souls. Being a robot you have nothing to worry about. Really? Yes. I knew it! Pardon me Jesus, I have a lot of Ro-boning to catch up on!
Robot Reality - The Upgrade by kinglou1-22-01 Robot, you have reached your models End of Life. I have come to collect you. No it can't be! I'm still upgradeable, I can still word process with the best of them, I'm still useful! But can you play Quake 3? Well, no but..... Care for a game of Snood? Yeah! Let's Rock! Don't get to comfortable. Basically you have until Macworld in July.
Get to the point. by kinglou1-22-01 I can't believe it. I went for another casting call and all they want me for is a decoration at a polynesian restaurant Yeah you got another modeling agency rejection in the mail. I never dreamed that this business was so ruthless. I'm just about ready to quit! You can't let these little things get you down. You're such a great guy. You're gonna make. I just know it. You just have to believe in yourself! Yeah, whatever. Look are you going to pee in my mouth or what? Yeah, I just need to get another glass of water.
The Awful Truth by kinglou1-24-01 Have you noticed how many of these cartoons suck beyond belief? Totally ! It's amazing how unfunny the majority of people are. I read one that made me want to kick a hole in my iMac. Thats nothing. I read one that made me spontaneously abort! Our... child is gone..... Totally !