All comics by kinglou

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by kinglou
1-19-01
I couldn't help but notice you hanging out over here.
Oh No! Not again! I though this was a straight robot bar.
Did anyone ever tell you that you have a really nice interface?
How am I gonna get out of this!
Ewwww!
I think you should know... my rust is acting up.

 

by kinglou
1-19-01
Tell me my robot son. Why have you come to me today.
Jesus I'm troubled by my homo-robotic tendencies. Can I still get into heaven even though I'm a ro-butt-pirate??
No kind robot, you aren't going to Heaven or Hell. They are for things with souls. Being a robot you have nothing to worry about.
Really?
Yes.
I knew it! Pardon me Jesus, I have a lot of Ro-boning to catch up on!

 

by kinglou
1-22-01
Robot, you have reached your models End of Life. I have come to collect you.
No it can't be! I'm still upgradeable, I can still word process with the best of them, I'm still useful!
But can you play Quake 3?
Well, no but..... Care for a game of Snood?
Yeah! Let's Rock!
Don't get to comfortable. Basically you have until Macworld in July.

 

by kinglou
1-22-01
I can't believe it. I went for another casting call and all they want me for is a decoration at a polynesian restaurant
Yeah you got another modeling agency rejection in the mail.
I never dreamed that this business was so ruthless. I'm just about ready to quit!
You can't let these little things get you down. You're such a great guy. You're gonna make. I just know it. You just have to believe in yourself!
Yeah, whatever. Look are you going to pee in my mouth or what?
Yeah, I just need to get another glass of water.

 

by kinglou
1-24-01
Have you noticed how many of these cartoons suck beyond belief?
Totally ! It's amazing how unfunny the majority of people are.
I read one that made me want to kick a hole in my iMac.
Thats nothing. I read one that made me spontaneously abort!
Our... child is gone.....
Totally !

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