All comics by kingnothinglanes

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My son, what is the difference between myself and acne?
well......fuck on outta here 'fore I bust a cap!
Come, my son. You know the answer lies within your soul.
I'm not too sure about that...I'm not into that Jesus shit.
Censored for your protection.
Acne waits until a boy is 13 before coming all over his face!
*mmph* Get thamp oumph my mouff...mmph!

 

The molester unmasked....
Blast, you've discovered me! Is there anything on my robes?
Undacova brutha, biotch!
Oh shit....I never raped those boys! I swear to GOD!
Put to justice
Be gentle with me, Daddy
You gonna be my bitch, bitch...who's yo' daddy?

 

Hang there, motherfucker!
I forgive you, child.
Temptation Described
This is one fucked up script
This is where you bury the hatchet with Jesus..in his fucking forehead!
Temptation reversed
Where do you want it? Head, chest, or balls first?
The Lord is not as forgiving as I am, fiend. Release me and I will show you the glory of God.

 

God loves you. I love you. Why are you so hateful?
I am...I can't....I don't know...
Ha! The Almighty God as triumphed
Stop with the cult shit!
Jesus died from Sin....
You do the work of Satan!!!
Just fucking die! Satan loves me in ways you can never undertand...*rubs sore ass*

 

Put those to good use
I know just who to crucify..
Martha Stewart!
not me you idiot! Go nail Jesus to a cross...I already sold my soul to the devil for the perfet drapes.
Ha...WOOT....PWNED!!! ph3@r my 1337 5ki11z0r5
You bastard....pull these nails out right now! You want shit to stay up, you use screws....fucking moron...

 

What is thy bidding, my master?
Do not quote Star Wars at me, or I'll ream your ass with a corn cob again!
Oh, please. would you? I mean...sorry master, never again..
good boy. Now, go taunt Jesus for me.
Away, foul beast!
Ha ha ha, you really got hung out to dry this time. That'll teach you to give em a symbol they can nail you up on, and leave you to rot. I always thought God smoked weed.

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